Right now in the world, there are so many people that simply infuriate me. Many of them are celebrities, some are not. However, since there are only so many people we (being the non-fictional readers of this blog and I) have in common, here go the top 5:
5. LeBron James - This guy is a straight up douche. Is there a more selfish coward on the planet than LeBron? The decision. The fourth quarter disappearances, followed by telling average people that he's still rich and they're still working. Canceling his charity bike ride in Akron, Ohio the day before the thing was supposed to be held with kids. More fourth quarter disappearances. Saying he could see himself back playing for Cleveland again someday. Not doing the dunk contest but later saying that if there were a million dollar purse attached to it he would have. What a dick. Oh and LeBron, Delonte West called, said your mom wants you home for dinner.
4. Jay Leno - This one's for Conan.
3. Many people in the state of New Jersey - Blame "Jersey Shore" for this one. PS - Snooki's pregnant? Really? Best of luck with that one, Snooks.
2. "Rock Star" from the new iPhone with Siri commercials - Kid is just that annoying. PS your band sucks bro.
1. Justin Bieber - This one's probably not for the reasons you can think of. Not the stupid hair flips, not having a "swag coach" or being a jackass. Nope, this one's out of pure jealousy. I mean, seriously. How many guys would you rather be than Justin Bieber? Because I can't think of too many who even compete with the kid. He's a talent in the music and pop culture industries, he's you know what Selena Gomez, wrecking custom cars like it's no thing, proving paternity tests wrong, bro-ing out with Usher, going to sporting events with Henrik Lundquist and whoever else, and just mostly being awesome. Kid has so much swag no one can even handle him. Haters gonn' hate.
LeBron has more swag than Beiber.
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